Mars And Venus At War... Again!

Somebody forwarded me this mail a little while ago... felt like sharing it with my blog readers too! :-D

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.


One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion started to heat up and she eventually said: 'I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.'

I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!'

So she said the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... 'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough, for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.'

She responded to my puzzled look by saying: 'Can't you just love me for who I am and not for what I do for you in the bedroom?'

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said: 'Lets get a pair for each outfit.'

We went on to the jewelery department, where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me, because she asked for a tennis bracelet, when she doesn't even know how to play tennis! I think I threw her for a loop when I said: 'That's fine, honey.'

She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said: 'I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier.'

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I don't feel like it.'

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled 'WHAT?'

I then said: 'Honey! I want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough, for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.'

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, 'Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?'

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either... but at least she knows I'm smarter than her.

I'll bet this joke was originally created by a female... 'coz there ARE NO MEN in this world who can think of that smart a retort! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! :-))

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Neelabh said...

8 'ha's cant prove your point.

Nice joke, have fun!! :)

Kaddu said...

Do you need to prove that Sun rises from the East & sets in the West? No right? It's a world-accepted fact! So is the above (in the blog post)! :-D

Saudamini said...

this has a much deeper meaning n lesson then just being a joke and a retort..its human u can't actually say it was a girl..

Abhiroop Banerjee said...

Oh men can think of smart retorts just great. The panga is in the execution ;)

Kaddu said...

Not really! I completely disagree! When it comes to handling females, men are completely clueless! Infact, on the contrary, they become perfect at saying & doing JUST the wrong things... ALL OF THEM!

They lose their mind... they lose their sanity... they lose their common sense... they lose everything except for the ONE THING THEY SHOULD LOSE... and that is their SUPER-BLOATED EGO!

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