Saturday, September 7, 2013

Silly Saturday: Stupidosaurus!

An ex-schoolmate shared this on Facebook a little while ago. It's just TOO GOOD to not be shared ahead! Filing it here under "Silly Saturday" for some future laughs!
(Thanks for sharing it, Sandeep! :D)

Six most STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situations... that probably make you see RED on this meter!

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1. At the movies:
Hey! What are you doing here?
Me: I sell tickets in black here. Don't you know?

2. In bus:
A fat lady who steps on my feet: Sorry, did that hurt?
Me: No, not at all. I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't you try again?

3. When I get woken up at midnight by a call:
Sorry! Were u sleeping?
Me: Na! I was doing research on whether monkeys in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping? You stupid fool!

4. When they see me with shorter hair:
Hey Have you had a haircut?
Me: Nah! It's autumn. My hair's shedding!

5. When someone calls on land-line and asks where are you?
Me: Am in market with the telephone around my neck...!!!

6. When I'm washing my car:
Neighbor: Hey are you washing it?
Me: No, I'm just watering it so that it grows into a big bus.

Here's more in "Silly Saturday"!

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Afshan said...

these things make me laugh how many ever times I read :D :P

Chicky a.k.a. Kaddu said...

Me too, Afshan! :D
That's why I like to save some of them in my archives here! :D

Abhiroop Banerjee said...

Kaddusaurus! :D

Chicky a.k.a. Kaddu said...

OB, why did you disappear from FB chat? Were my attempts at using the female guile so pathetic? :(

Hehehehe! :P

evanescentthoughts said...

lol :)

Chicky a.k.a. Kaddu said...

@Avada - :D

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