An ex-schoolmate shared this on Facebook a little while ago. It's just TOO GOOD to not be shared ahead! Filing it here under "Silly Saturday" for some future laughs!
(Thanks for sharing it, Sandeep! :D)
Six most STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situations... that probably make you see RED on this meter!
Picture Credit: http://maritimecatholic.blogspot.in/2011/01/today-i-was-riding-bus-as-i-often-do.html
1. At the movies:
Hey! What are you doing here?
Me: I sell tickets in black here. Don't you know?
2. In bus:
A fat lady who steps on my feet: Sorry, did that hurt?
Me: No, not at all. I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't you try again?
3. When I get woken up at midnight by a call:
Sorry! Were u sleeping?
Me: Na! I was doing research on whether monkeys in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping? You stupid fool!
4. When they see me with shorter hair:
Hey Have you had a haircut?
Me: Nah! It's autumn. My hair's shedding!
5. When someone calls on land-line and asks where are you?
Me: Am in market with the telephone around my neck...!!!
6. When I'm washing my car:
Neighbor: Hey are you washing it?
Me: No, I'm just watering it so that it grows into a big bus.
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