80-year old Granny staggers into her room, picks up the remote, turns the TV on, and calls for her grand daughter.
"Guria! Aye Guria! Get me the remote please!"
6-year old Guria hops into Granny's room, takes one look at the TV and then the remote in Granny's hand, and walks out without a word. A few seconds later, she hops back in with Granny's spectacles in her hand.
Granny looks down at the specs, and says "Oh, I needed my glasses!"
Guria then tip-toes into her mother's room and whispers in her ear, "Momma, Granny wanted her specs right now, but she kept telling me to bring her the remote! Hee hee hee!"
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