Friday, January 23, 2009

Nine Words (Phrases) Women Use...

What women say... and what they really mean!

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(1) Fine:
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes:
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing:
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead:
This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh:
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay:
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks:
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here. The above is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'... that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever:
Is a woman's way of saying F--- YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it:
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.


* Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.

* Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it's true!!!

* Or post this on your blog if you have one, and spread the wisdom & laughter around in your little corner of the world!

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8 comments:

Neelabh said...

I liked the 8th one :D

Mahesh Nayak said...

Are you writing this from your experience baby?

Kaddu said...

@ Neelabh: Yeah... whatever!
;-) :-p

@ Mahesh: No sweetheart... just a forward... but it tallies word-to-word with my own experience!

Mahesh Nayak said...

Ohh sweety...now I know !!

I for an Eye said...

hahahaha,,,,,for two things...one for the post and the other one for someone being so predictable ;)

Kaddu said...

:p
:-D

Abhiroop Banerjee said...

10. You're so good at creative bakwaas.

Grr.

Chicky a.k.a. Kaddu said...

No OB... women don't say that... I do... and only to you! :D

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