Thursday, July 24, 2008

Ladies First!

Ever wondered why and wherefrom did the concept of “Ladies first” come into existence? Well, I have. And I’m proud to announce to the world now that I have finally solved the mystery regarding the origin of this concept! [bows gracefully to the loud general applause]

It so happens that the idea of “ladies first” has its roots going back in history right to the point of the original creation of man and woman! In fact, it stems from the very fact that God created women first, and then went on to create men!

And how do I know this for a fact?

Well, isn’t it obvious?

God created women… the body, the 5 senses, the intellect, and the rest of the works you know… and in the end, He gave them brains.

Then he created men… their body, their 5 senses… and by the time He finished with their eyes, these “still developing” males spotted the females standing huddled together a short distance away.

Do I need to bother penning down what followed next? Oh alright then…

The men all rushed towards the females, with gaping mouths and eyes going “ga-ga”… and in all the confusion that followed suit, the rest of the creation process of God went completely haywire!

What was actually supposed to be “common sense” turned into insane amounts of “sexual hormones”! And by the time God started distributing brains to the men, there were hardly a handful of them left in the queue, for most of the lot was busy trying to impress their female counterparts in the other group!

End result: To this date, men can’t find themselves a pair of clean socks, and yet they steadfastly refuse to take directions!

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4 comments:

Neelabh said...

The men all rushed towards the females, with gaping mouths and eyes going “ga-ga”… and in all the confusion that followed suit, the rest of the creation process of God went completely haywire!

Women should have wore something by then but they didnt. They were busy gossiping about the golden black shoes of God which they found substandard.

And yes, I agree that women are more intelligent than men. But now they are losing their intell. In ancient times, women stayed at home and sent their men to war, for food, to job and other activity that were risky. But with the evolving society they lost their strategy and started doing the same thing men ones did. They even wrote blogs to shout about their supremacy. lets see where it goes...

Kaddu said...

Ha ha ha!

Nice reply dude! :D

Mahesh Nayak said...

I dont talk to chauvinistic people hence no comment on it :)

Kaddu said...

Ah ha! U cud be a filmstar... with ur "no comment" policy! ;-)

... Or u cud even be a politician! =)) What say!

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